The meeting was called to order by President Showtime at 12:24p following a terrific lunch. Terry announced that this was our first-ever hybrid in-person/zoom meeting thanks to the efforts of Marie Cooper from Above and Beyond Productions. On the line were Dr. Bill and Alan Love with Dr. Bill indicating that he did not hear a thing during the lunch period but then that was the intent and consequence of not attending the meeting in person. Terry reminded the group that Shekar Mehta was the RI President and this year’s theme was Serve To Change Lives. SR Rotary theme was “Reconnecting - Back Together Again”. Following the flag salute, Mr. Chris Gayler, our greeter, honored ex-President Gary Sloan’s tradition of offering some jokes for the members. The difference is that these are clean and funny. Here are a few examples: Q: What’s the difference between dirt and the Los Angeles Dodgers? A: Nothing… they both always get swept Q: What is the difference between a Dodger fan and a baby? A: The baby will stop whining after awhile Q: What do I have in common with the Los Angeles Dodgers? A: In a couple of weeks, we’ll both be watching the World Series on television Q: What do the Los Angeles Dodger and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 40,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Chris”! Q: Why do Los Angeles Dodger fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards? A: So they can park in the handicap spaces Q: What do the Los Angeles Dodger and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road. Q: Did you hear the Los Angeles’s baseball team doesn’t have a website? A: They can’t string three “Ws” together Police in Los Angeles responded to a call of a vehicle break-in. The owner of the vehicle said he had two tickets to a Dodgers game on his dash and someone busted his window and left two more Dodger’s tickets. In retaliation and in fairness to this scribe’s beloved Dodgers, here is my editorial response: Q: Why did the Post Office recall their latest stamps? A: They had pictures of Giants players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. Q: Why are the San Francisco Giants starting pitchers like orphans? A: Because they don't know where home is! Q: What is the difference between a San Francisco Giants fan and a pot hole? A: I would swerve to avoid the pot hole! Q: Whats the difference between the San Francisco Giants and a mosquito? A: A mosquito stops sucking. Q: What do San Francisco Giants fans and sperm have in common? A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being. Q: If you have a car containing a Giants shortstop, a Giants catcher, and a Giants outfielder, who is driving the car? A: The cop. Q. What does an San Francisco Giants fan do when his team has won the World Series? A: He turns off the PlayStation 3. Q: What's the difference between a AT&T Park hotdog, and Dodger hotdog? A: You can buy a Dodger hotdog on October 20th ! Q: What do you call a Giants player with a World Series ring? A: A thief. Q: What do Michael Jackson and the San Francisco Giants infielders have in common? A: They both wear one glove for no apparent reason. All rivalry aside both the S.F. Giants and L.A. Dodgers had a great season and the coming playoff series is likely to be a classic. After Chris provided his probing insights into the L.A. Dodgers he introduced Marie Galbo who was visiting her old club to the delight of all present. Marie brought Chris Mafaso as a possible member in the coming months. Judy Lewis brought her BFF, Pam who may also decide to join this club. Walt Trembley regaled the club with his adventures in the hospital with COVID one year ago. Ana re-introduced Jim announcing that our influence may have motivated him to join the Glen Elen Rotary. In lieu of our traditional “Bienvenidos” welcome song, President Terry encouraged all members with a “Go Giants” cheer. For those who have been out of touch, President Showtime reminded the club that we meet in person on the 1st and 3rd Thursday, Zoom of the 4th Thursday, Dark on the 2nd and 5th Thursday. |